THE TRUTH ABOUT METAL BARS. Remember, guys, that we are SES - the Secret Eating Society, also don't forget that it rocks 'man!!! 2day, we're gonna tell you the truth about Metal Bars. We eat secretly so we also eat secretly in Primary Class, might as well say Primary Five class. You can buy Metal Bars from one of the school canteen stalls, Bits And Bites. Well, you see, sweets are the easiest and simple food that you can eat secretly as they are small and compact so for Metal Bars, they are a sweet. A type of chocolate sweet that we are going to reveal its true identity today. In fact, it's the Ovaltine sweet. Do you know Ovaltine, the chocolate malt drink? If you do, that's the sweet version. Now you know what is Metal Bars, that's right! It's Ovaltinies. When you want to give one of 'em to your friends, tell them that it's Metal Bars. Also, when someone catches u eating eat, tell them that it's a bar manget, a metal one. Yum! Yum! You may think that I am lame (maybe very lame), but lI do hope that you can just stand with it for a well. Speaking of lame, you can say that somebody is lame (your enemies) at www.(name).youarelame.com  ¶ 9:03 PM